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First of all let me say, @theelectricnight, is a genius. Y'know, for combining Chuck Norris and Waldo into one fact. BANG! That just makes one super awesome fact because we all know that Waldo and Chuck Norris are obviously amazing.
I know a lot, but...
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the Boogie Man, the Boogie Man is afraid of Chuck Norris.
one day chuck norris wa having sex in a mobile home and some of his sperm ran off to the engine. We now know this mobile home as Optomus prime (idk how u spell it im not a transformers fan)
some magicians can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land
chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin......its decendants became known as giraffes
jesus,the pope and chuck norris are stuck on a boat about a few hundred metres away from an island. jesus says" im gonna walk to that island" and he does. chuck norris says the same and sure enough he makes it. The pope then says he will but he keeps falling in the water. then jesus says to chuck norris" should we tell him about the stepping stones?" and chuck norris replies " what stepping stones"
First of all let me say, @theelectricnight, is a genius. Y'know, for combining Chuck Norris and Waldo into one fact. BANG! That just makes one super awesome fact because we all know that Waldo and Chuck Norris are obviously amazing.
I know a lot, but...
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the Boogie Man, the Boogie Man is afraid of Chuck Norris.
@silent
looool
@Silent_Harmony
Lmao!
http://www.nochucknorris.com/
:3
Epic? I know.
one day chuck norris wa having sex in a mobile home and some of his sperm ran off to the engine. We now know this mobile home as Optomus prime (idk how u spell it im not a transformers fan)
the boggie man looks for chuck norris under his bed
some magicians can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land
chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin......its decendants became known as giraffes
jesus,the pope and chuck norris are stuck on a boat about a few hundred metres away from an island. jesus says" im gonna walk to that island" and he does. chuck norris says the same and sure enough he makes it. The pope then says he will but he keeps falling in the water. then jesus says to chuck norris" should we tell him about the stepping stones?" and chuck norris replies " what stepping stones"