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How did donkey get dragon pregnant?

  • How did donkey get dragon pregnant?
    Posted on Jan 10, 2010
    jeblebleb says
    Edited on March 30, 2012

    Okay so we all love Shrek right and everyone wants to know how Donkey got Dragon pregnant cause its just kind of like uuuh what the fuuuck :P

    So how do you guys think Donkey got Dragon pregnant?

    And don't y'all think that the Dronkeys are sooo cute; the little baby thinggys i mean (: x 

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jeblebleb's picture
on January 10, 2010 - 2:33pm

Okay so we all love Shrek right and everyone wants to know how Donkey got Dragon pregnant cause its just kind of like uuuh what the fuuuck :P

So how do you guys think Donkey got Dragon pregnant?

And don't y'all think that the Dronkeys are sooo cute; the little baby thinggys i mean (: x 

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greencereal's picture

*gave the babies plastic surgery
greencereal's picture

i think donkey's not really the dad and dragon got knocked up by a guy dragon and then she made the babies have plastic surgery so they looked like donkey too so he wouldn't think she was cheating on him idk haha i truly have no idea. its like mr. krabs and pearl all over again! haha
Jamie can flyy's picture

haha lol um.... does size really matter? its a fake story. that should explain it.
ThisHeart_ItBeats's picture

@fernando5405 BAHAHAHAHA
fernando5405's picture

donkey has a biggggg donkey ------! lmfaoooo!
Renegade Anna's picture

oh come ON!!!! its a movie.... u kno how he knocked her up xD
AoifeBop's picture

my god. It's a movie. Magical things happen in movies. it was caused by magic and mommy & daddy loving each other very much. simple :)
Georgina_Havlin1's picture

IDK,but the wittle babies are soo cute!!
jeblebleb's picture

they clearly had sex but hes tiny and shes huge- so how would that work!
Dylan_2_2's picture

That's easy. They had sex.
isva's picture

I wondered the same thing. . .
Bonjour's picture

@Matt!? it's ok I am too!
Paramore_Freak_12's picture

I have no clue how he got her pregnant. But, the babies adorable!!
MidnightFelicis97's picture

@ DREY, it's easy to impregnate things. Hate to break it to you. Hagrid is a very tall human/giant whereas Grawp is a full giant, it says this in the book. Grawp was the offspring of Fridwulfa and another unknown giant. (soz, HP nerd here)
MidnightFelicis97's picture

I think it happened because shrek is fictional so therefore searching for logic within it is illogical.
jeblebleb's picture

@Drey; i like that question! That's a good question! Gosh Fiction is so good yet so annoying because we cant figure these things out :L
jeblebleb's picture

@mellmell92 i understand that concept but see the thing is Donkey is TINY compared to Dragon so its really weird. How can something that small get something so big pregnant!
DREY_2's picture

i've got another question for you . How did a human get a Geant pregnant ( Ref. Harry Potter ) According to the movies & books . Hagrid's father was a human & his mother a giant . So hagrid is half of a giant .. Do you remember how graup ( Hagrid's brother& reall giant . ) Was tall .. How in the hell could this happen xD .
melissa ♫_2's picture

welll. when a mummy dragon loves a daddy donkey ummm ahhh well ah things happen that umm are perhaps skipped for a pg movie... yea
LovelyLabrys's picture

All i can say is that the phrase "hung like a donkey" must have originated somewhere.
jeblebleb's picture

@'SecretLove. i think i might have too... i tihnk ill ask some friends tomorrow aswel!
LovelyLabrys's picture

You have such a filthy mind. The dragon did not get pregnant. The stork brought the babies, like they always do. Tsk, filthy mind.
ShOx™ »'s picture

LOL XD
MsCocoMarie's picture

Lol XD
screaming__hallelujah's picture

lol
'SecretLove.'s picture

haha, i asked myself that question once tooxD Didn't figure it out.. maybe you could ask google?;P
riot322's picture

? lol