until last week. A back story, some friends and me are bsing at a Burger King, you know "holding a business metting" so we get paid to be there, the usual, well a couple walk in, she's above average but not great looking he's my new hero. Well she gets a table and he walks away, I didn't see where, he didn't come back. She was left there, we went back for lunch the next few days and she was still there, I guess maybe she went home and came back to wait for him cuz she changed clothes. So Thursday comes and she's still there sitting in the same table me and my buddies are joking about going over and hitting on her, we decide to put up a bounty, $10 to whomever gets her number. I decide to try first so I walked over to her and said this "Sup baby gurl, me and my boys was just talkin bout how cutechu are. Whatcha doing all by yourself shawtee? There's no way you aint got a man lookin fine as you are" now bear in mind I am taking the piss outta this, cuz I saw her pathetic ass get left but I get her number and threw it away right in front of her.
f.y.i I am very pleased with myself for both that and never seriously hitting on a married woman.
I hope your joking because thats just douche. You utter lack of respect towards others sickens me
i'm kinda surprised you got her number after talking to her like such a douche but maybe she just has low standards
Women aren't just toys to play with, okay? Respect.
Thanks for sharing
i don't really see why you would be proud of yourself, but whatever.
So in the end the the guy doesn't get the girl and she tries cheat on her husband, worst fairy tale ever. T_T
I don't really see the reason why you should be proud of your deed. seriously.
@Pagic
^_^
@McQueen,
Eatin high on the hog and hittin' on some hillbilly milf cougar stuff @ a burger king.
Yuk, yuk, she wuz more or less a 'beggin fer it? yuk yuk
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
*blank face* why would you post that here? Do you expect praise, congrats or something?
If so, I doubt you'll get it, you've made yourself sound like a right wanker :|
Just goes to show how much people show off infront of their friends.
Kinda pathetic tbh.
Can you say RUDE?
Thats just awful. Women deserve respect and you are doing the exact opposite. Dont act like a jackass. It may get you some ladies but it wont get you anywhere in life.
That's nothing to be proud of.
The 'ladies' do not love you, she was probably desperate because of problems with her husband, or she was a slut. Of course - neither of these may be true, but you sound like a right dick head to me.
That was mean u should always be a gentleman to girls. :P
U shouldn't be pleased u probably made that poor lady feel horrible why would u do that it's rood.
"Shawtee" i hate that so called word.
Maybe she was having marital problems.
It's not a healthy notion
The story was that I am a smooth operator especially when being a jerk ass and dicking around.
@hParamoreistic, I'm not cool. I'm a drunken ass that listens to too much country, objectifies women, is prone to nerd rage and obsession and thinks about suicide way too much for a narcissist of my calibre.
what the fuck is the point of this story? Lol. seriously? "shawtee?"
haha i guess all the hood people hang at burger king.
I hardly do
yep, even when messing around ladies love me.
Hahaha what??