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Paramore – The Final Zombie RIOT!
Part 2
As the band members prepared for the attack, more and more of the zombies became aware of the fresh meat on the stage that was the band members.
Jeremy: So have we like… got a plan of attack? Or we just heading in there?
Hayley: Erm…
Josh: Come on Hayley, you know more about this than we do, what’s the best thing we can do to make sure we get out of this concert alive?
Hayley: Erm…
Zac: Do duh do do do, hums “Eye of the Tiger”
Hayley: Zac! Your not helping
Zac: Oops sorry.
Hayley: I got it!
Taylor: Well Hayles what do we do?
Hayley: Well in simplest forms we have to decapitate them or sever the spinal cord, that will stop them dead… Oh cool pun, don’t cha think… Coz the are already dead…
Silence…
Hayley: Aw come on that was funny.
Zac: Uhm… Hayley?
Hayley: Yeah Zac?
Zac: What in the name of cheese-burgers did you say we have to do?
Hayley: Decapitate and seve…
Zac: I heard that but can I have it in simple English please?
Taylor: It basically means whack them in the head… hard!
Zac: Oooh, I got it now.
They laugh briefly, the zombies are getting closer.
Jeremy: I guess it was an honour to play with you guys.
Josh: Yeah, I’ve had the best years of my life in this band.
Hayley: Snap
Zac: … I’m hungry
Again they just look at Zac, Josh gives his little brother a pretend slap on the back of the head.
At this a lone zombie stumbles on to the stage and heads straight for Zac.
Zac: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ok, ok, whack on the head, whack on the head
Bang! The zombie gets a faceful of drumsticks as Zac plowed into it and hits it.
Taylor: Well done Zac.
Josh: Good stuff.
Hayley: Uhm… guys.
Jeremy: Zac that was some smooth moves you had there.
Zac: I know that was pretty awesome stuff I had going there.
Hayley: Uhm… g.g.g.guys.
Jeremy: I mean, did you just come up with those moves yourself or…
Hayley: GUYS!!!
All four guys: What?!?
Hayley: Are you forgetting one thing?
Josh: Uhm… are we?
Hayley: Yeah… that!
As she spoke a whole bunch of zombies had gotten onto the stage and was heading towards them.
Zac: Right let’s go!
Hayley: Come on.
Hayley and Josh revved up their chainsaws and headed to the first lot of zombies, the next thing they knew, bits were flying everywhere.
Hayley: Hey Josh, these are really effective.
Josh: I know! Hahaha.
Hayley: Bet I can get more than you.
Josh: Doubt that, I am the Chainsaw king.
Jeremy and Taylor started on a group that was nearer them leaving Zac at the back.
Zac (in falsetto): Everybody loves kung-fu fighting, hu-ha
(He then proceeds to sing the song while attacking the zombies that were cut off from the rest of the group)
Working together, Paramore finished the zombies off one at a time, by the end of the first hour they had cleared most away leaving a huge pile of zombies at the bottom of the stage.
Hayley: Ha! I got 94, beat that.
Josh smirked: Well, I got… dun dun duh… 113, I think I won.
Just then Taylor and Jeremy rejoined the two of them and they turned to find Zac…
Zac: Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Eat this haha, I’m coming to get you!
Hayley whispers to the others: What is he doing??
Josh whispers back: Erm… I think he thinks he’s Indiana Jones or something.
Taylor: Hahahaha, Go Zac!
Zac was pretending to run away from the zombie who was shuffling slowly with its arms stretched out towards Zac.
Zac: Come and catch me.
Zombie: Arearrrrorwruui
Zac: Say hello to my little friend! Ha!
With that Zac hits the zombie round the head, finishing it off, he then rejoins the rest of the band.
Zac: So… shall we have an encore?
Hayley: I want a shower… eeeugh (putting her hands through her hair)
Taylor: This was an eventful concert, we coming back here next year?
Zac:
http://twitpic.com/179lae
That's the link if any one wants to check out the picture I drew to go with this :P
hjahaha. i liked it yet again
d(>w
i love Zac! this is super awesome!! :)
Wow!
Really??
Yeah I thought everyone would like Part 1 better :o
Thanks :P
Found it! Thanks. Yeah i liked part 1 too. But still this is the best story of Paramore i've ever heard.
Haha... no, no writing for me, I want to go into sports coaching lol
Is there anything particulary wrong about it?
I'm not getting at you, it would be interesting to read your point of view
hmmmm very interesting. . .
can i just ask are you planning to become a writer? cause i don't suggest it highly, but you are a very good story teller.
Interesting story . . .
Thanks :P
Glad you liked it :D
It rocked!!!!! Thats excactly how Paramore would do it. Excellent story Chels. Can I get A COPY OF THAT!!!!
awesome!