The title says everything :D for example:
- Hayley: I'm SICK of you guys!! I'll make another band with my shoess!!
- Josh: You know what Hayley? I have a crushcrushcrush on you! MARRY ME!
- Jeremy: I'm gonna shave all my face forever!!
- Taylor: I love Hayley's hair! I'm gonna dye it the same way! :D
- Zac: I think "Riot!" was a stupid name, let's change it to EZZYCHEESEE!!
Hayley: Omigod! its britney spears!!!!
Josh: Omigod! lets get her autograph
Jeremy: Omigod you loosers
Taylor: come on jeremy, lets go play with our barbie doll collection
Zac: Josh get me britneys autograph please, i wanna play with barbie too!!!
Tay: Guys I must tell you something, I'm gay and I'll marry my gnomes. Jeremy, do you want to be a bridesmade at my wedding? :D
Hayley: I used to be a secret agent in the CIA.
Josh: You lie! I was too!!
Jeremy: I was a hitman sent to whack all u guys.
Taylor: I used to be in the secret service, for Kennedy.
Zac: You weren't very good at it where you?
Zac:
Tay: My red benie is a secret mind control that will take over the world
lol
and lol at the justin bieber thing too xD
LOL at the bikini thing hahahaha
Hayley: I'm a hobbit! :D hhahahah LOL
Hayley: The reason im short is cos im an elf lord and I live in a tree
Josh: I literally need to go to the beach cos i need a tan, hayley go get my bikini
Zac: Hibernation season Heck yeah night night peeps *Snore*
Taylor: Lady Gaga totally stole my style wheres my lawyer im totally gunna sue her ass {lol}
Jeremy: Justin Beiber is my new BFF he is taking me bowling and helping me to score chicks {lol}
Hayley: Josh verbally abuses me every chance he gets so I'm going to make it so he has no control over his bladder (Hayley smiles disturbingly).
Josh: Not my bladder NO!!!
Jeremy: Meeeeoooow.
LOL
Tay: Hayley, we don't want you to be the singer anymore, your hair is too bright and the fans hate it!
Hayley: Guys, I want you to push me on a rabbit hole so i can go to wonderland!
Josh: Hayley, you are crazier than i tought! Did zac hit you with a drumstick in the head or something?
LOL
Josh - Jeremy is actually my brother. Zac is an evil villian trying to overtake the world.
Hayley - I'mma shave my head. I have TOO MUCH hair!
Zac - No Josh! Why did you tell everyone of my identity?! * Runs away while doing an evil mad scientist laugh *
Jeremy - Hayley, I hate you! Your not my movie watching buddy anymore. Bleh!
Taylor - I should start a new band! Yea! And it'll be called "Taylor Is Awesome!!!"
hahahh
Hayley: I'm bald.
@jens LOL!!!!! I LOVE YOURS
hayley: im getting sick of being around guys all the time.
josh: im gonna divorce jenna, and marry hayley.
jeremy: im gonna shave my beard off forever
taylor: IM GOIN BALD YALL
zac: im sick of the drums, can i be the singer?
ahhaah this was fun
Hayley : Hey guys! Taylor swift and I will switch places, she will be the new leadsinger of paramore! she already dyed her hair orange!
Zac: Hay guyss...I need to tell you something, Im a mermaid and i live under the sea eating sea slugs all day long. Yeaaahh!
Hayles: I wrote Misery Business for Zac and I used to date him not Josh I've been lying to all my fans
Josh: I'm gunna quit the band and be a farmer
Jeremy: I'm sick of Hayley getting all the attention. I'm going to turn into a werewolf and runaway
Taylor: I'm gunna shave all my hair and crazy glue on red orange hair
Zac: I would look totally hot with a sparkly dress and high heels
{yeah this wuld never happen}
Hayley- I am a dragon TRANSFORM!!! (Hayley transforms into a dragon) BLARGH!!!
Josh- Eek Hayley dragon run here comes Jeremy with a Bazooka NO!!!
Jeremy- It's not a Bazooka it's a Bunnyzooka DIE!!! (Jeremy fires bunnies at Hayley dragon) Every one knows that red haired dragons are allerjick to bunnies. :P
Taylor- Death to the non believers. (Taylor grabs the bunnies and straps them to a block of wood then sets them on fire) Bunnies are pure evil.
Zac- (Zac's trapped between a gap in the pavement and couldn't say anything except...) no...
And they all lived happily ever after except Zac.
Hayley- I am never dying my hair again im just gunna let it fade.
Josh- I have the hugest crush on the girl in Hey Monday so im quitting Paramore and dumping Jenna so i can get close to her.
Jeremy- I am going to go to Mexico and buy a farm to grow tomatoes and marry a mexican beauty named Maria
Taylor- I have a 6th toe and i call it Harry
Zac- I borrowed the outfit i wore to the 1st Honda Civic tour show from lady Gaga and she aint getting it back cos i love the high heels
Hayley-I've decided that the fans don't like my hair so i'm shaving it.
Josh-I want to live in a cardboard box when we're on tour!
Jeremy(Responing to Hayley)-If your shaving your hair then i'm trying out the Lady Gaga 'look'
Taylor-I've decided to become a monk
Zac- I'm in love with your goldfish!
Hayley: I have to confess - I am secretly in love with Jeremy, always have!!
Josh: I can't actually play guitar.. I improvise everything..
Zac: I use bones as drumsticks
Jeremy: I copied all my bass tunes from some other unknown bands
Taylor: I'm leaving Paramore to startup my own solo career as a rapper!
:)
Taylor: im going back to highschool to live a normal life with my parents
Zac: Josh u make me real mad cuz ur my brother i have always wanted to play lead guitar u take everyting from me
lol
Hayley: guys im leaving the band to play a vampire on the next twilight movie...
Josh: oh that's great cuz Jenna wanted to take your place and be the lead singer, she already dyed her hair orange.
Hayley: hey guys i hate paramore this band was just a stupid idea I'm going to college to become an accountant 0-0
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hayley: im A total lesbian and katy perry is my lover guys, I forgot to let you know that ive been cheating on every guy ive dated till now from 2006 with katy perry.
jeremy: hayley I want you to marry me even if you a lesbo I want to be best friends who are married forever! : D
stupid I no but whatever.
Josh: Hey guys you know what? I'm leaving the band to take ballet classes!
1. HAYLEY: i hate my fans
2. JOSH: lets cover the jo bros
3. ZAC: i think im gonna quit this band to play violin in the boston pops orchestra
4. JEREMY: its time to go hunting for ducks in russia
5. TAY: hayley go play my guitar I WAS BORN TO SING
HAYLEY: f**k!! i hate this frick boring band!! i'd rather join a beauty pageant...
:D
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