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Omg a red head joke!

  • Omg a red head joke!
    lilypadz says(Aug 11, 2010)
    Edited on March 30, 2012

    So before you read this i dont mean anything againts red head and blonds i love them all but we all know how some blond jokes can be funny... wellll i found a red head one ^^ maybe not as funny but its more decent then the mean red head jokes we find!

    Red Head Bet!

    A red head and a blonde met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

    The red head bet the blonde $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the blonde replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the red head gave the blonde the $50.

    The blonde said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.

    The red head said “No. A bet’s a bet”.

    So the blonde said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money”.

    “Well, so did I”, said the red head, “but I never thought he’d jump again!”

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lilypadz_2's picture
on August 11, 2010 - 1:23am

So before you read this i dont mean anything againts red head and blonds i love them all but we all know how some blond jokes can be funny... wellll i found a red head one ^^ maybe not as funny but its more decent then the mean red head jokes we find!

Red Head Bet!

A red head and a blonde met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The red head bet the blonde $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the blonde replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the red head gave the blonde the $50.

The blonde said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.

The red head said “No. A bet’s a bet”.

So the blonde said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money”.

“Well, so did I”, said the red head, “but I never thought he’d jump again!”

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ThisHeart_ItBeats's picture

pretty much what the last comments said lol ive heard it with the roles reversed. but i still like that joke a lot haha :D

Karla_10's picture

actually the way i heard it was the other way around where your making fun of the blonde.

AustraliaNeedsMoreParamorexx's picture

the roles should be reversed... but still its pretty funny. But sad as well haha :/

All around me's picture

Lmao. Thats pretty funny(:

Heylin_2's picture

omg that's so funny xD haha good joke :D

lilypadz_2's picture

haha i think thats the only one i like all the other ones i found wer so rude towards redheads XD. im about to dye my hair red since i have the freckles.... just missing the hair!

the one who starts RIOTS_2's picture

lol thats funny nd i`m a read head =D

Alphaghost's picture

lol :P. that joke was pretty good.

_Brand New Eyes's picture

"lol" --'