If you're from the UK, then you most likely will have the chavvy orange faced girls at your high school. Me and my best friend re-wrote the song american idiot by green day about them. Well.. we wrote the first verse and chorus... Anyway, we thought it was funny, so i decided to put it on here for a laugh. If you find it offensive.. then don't read :)
Don't wanna be a high school orange face
don't wanna be part of the chavvy race
come and join me for a fake tan
'cause i look like i live in a frying pan
Welcome to the new chavvy nation
where we wear orange foundation
and it's definatly not gonna be okay
where we love our k-swiss trainers
and love our cheap hair straightners
and wear our hair in a pineapple!
so yeah. that's it. the result of boredom, it was productive this time. P.S. yes, i do have straightners, there is nothing wrong with that - we were saying their hair looks frazzled. Yes, we do realise not everything fits, but if you say it faster, you can make it fit.
p.s, yes this is pointless, couldn't give a crap - least it's more original than some topics, and relatable for people in the UK - i'm not sure if you have orange faced chavs in america or the rest of the world... :)
LOL! this is so funny!
@Bethy - I see what u mean now, about the whole...um....convo lol. Oh and yes, I am out of hospital now YAY! :D
@Nina, LOL. Hmm.... maybe :').
and, no your dog is not :)
- my dog is cuter.. :L
DO IT DO IT DO IT! xD oh well... he can play the guitar then! xD - what a useless dog btw! :D (joke.) hahahahah!!
@Nina, LOL, we might just do that :L
And no my 'dog' doesn't sing he plays guitar :L
bahaha! love it beth! seriously! u should record it :D haha! very creative! ;) didnt ur dog sing? - make him do a cover! xD
hahaha frying pan xD
I LOOOOOVE IT!!!
hahah, that's great..I can totally relate to those orange-faces...they're all over my school. well..most of them have gone brown now..but awesome lyrics indeed:D
@Emmar, haha, why thankyou :').
We are very clever beings 8-)
@Cidocan, thanks xD.
You have an awesome way of saying wow, oh woah.. not to sure, either way :)
Woaw.
Cool.
omg LMAO! this is really funny!
and clever ahaa!
yes, there are the orange faced people in my school hmm. :Z
so true ;)
lol i still think this is funny : )
it's good :) Made me laugh xD
@Beth
They're just wanna be Snookis and Jersey Shore people. You know her?
http://bostonherald.com/blogs/entertainment/the_assistant/wp-content/upl...
@Luci, lol, they're chavs xD. Woah, they sound baadd. Chavs just have disgusting accents with dodgey made up words, not even cool made up words :).
@Beth
What you have in chavvys or whatever, we make up in wanna-be Guidos.
Very similar, spray on tans, bump-its, faces sprayed with shellac, pickles and (fake) italian accents.
@paramuse. NO! The bottle was the awesome bit :').
I'm so going to morrisons to stock up :L
yeah i seen them. as orange as hayley's hair
great effort
@bethwasbornforthis Morrisons, lol. It's in a different bottle than it used to be though, it's round now instead of square xD
@Luci, you're lucky you don't have these girls at your school, they are a scary specimen.
@Paramore haha, thankyou! :D.
NO WAY! Where did you get it from!?
I NEED SUNNY D.
Lmao I can definitely relate to this, that's pretty darn funny. Pineapple hair and orange faces is the trend at my school :') the funny thing is when there are groups on facebook taking the piss out of stuff like that then THEY join the group. Idiots.
And I read the previous comments and got lost with the Sunny D thing... I was just drinking Sunny D yesterday, they didn't get rid of it did they? :S
Very funny :) If only I knew what you were talking about...
:-]
@all new final riot.
LMAO, wth?! Some crazy girls...
& why thankyou :) xD
lol saw this before but is still funny
a girl in my class was putting fake tan on during class WTH
@zena, good wow or bad wow? xD
wow!
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