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Whats Jesus up to?

  • Whats Jesus up to?
    MrTashTastic says(Aug 22, 2010)
    Edited on March 30, 2012

    w anyone wonder what jesus is up to these days, i bet hes partying with Chuck Norris and Mr T.....just a thought

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on August 22, 2010 - 5:24pm

w anyone wonder what jesus is up to these days, i bet hes partying with Chuck Norris and Mr T.....just a thought

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MrTashTastic's picture

he's a ninja/Cowboy/superhero/God with a roundhouse kick that could destroy planets

MarshDawg's picture

He's having a fight with Chuck Norris. It seems even Jesus will be unable to stop the Ginger Ninja's wrath.

MrTashTastic's picture

Jesus came down to have a party hes Jesus he can do what he wants

Lil_someone's picture

I have this image of him sitting on a cloud with George Harrison and playing cards...

FrankieDayAlan's picture

He's playing chess with Harry Potter.
I wonder who will win

C'mon Chickens's picture

Probably working miracles. You know, like he did so well.

Ruffles1120's picture

hangin with this bitches by the Pearly gates. haha

k8YPARAMORE's picture

hmm i say hes a slut

i should probbably go to confession now

OAKLEYxxPARAMORE's picture

lol

OAKLEYxxPARAMORE's picture

probably playin cod six sitin in a bean bag chair drinkin a fosters

OAKLEYxxPARAMORE's picture

mr t is not dead

tragically_hip's picture

about
180cm
or
5' 11

Displayed Name's picture

I wonder how angels look...

something like hayley perhaps? :/

Ruffles1120's picture

Wait...Chuck Norris is dead? .....

Hes probably blastin some music, and gettin his crump on with those angels... hes a playa

MrTashTastic's picture

oh yes we all know how much jesus likes his chocloate :D

fernando5405's picture

He's probably partying like you said!
Or eating some chocolate!