Ideally, the world should have a zombie escape plan...
Personally I want to stock up on machetes and shotguns
My dad said that were the undead to invade my place of residence, he would remove my door from its hinges and lock him and my mother in their room while my brother would be left to escape on his own while they feed on my brains.. thanks dad XP
My friends dad says he doesn't need a plan, that they have a zombie blaster hidden under their bed and that it can defeat hordes of em.. Apparently its the newest model, the BX360.. Riley you are well protected by your parental units..
Now What's Your Escape Plan?
Turn on jonas brothers music! surely knock em out for good :D
release the chihuahua :P
really? i haven't had time to get/play any videogames :( school sucks
Oooooh..... Zombies? Cool.... Left 4 dead is pure AWESOMENESS!!!! Try Left 4 dead 2!!!
now i have a change of plans...i would just stay at home..use the big stereo and put on paramore full blast...and the zombies would all head bang till their heads fell off. and wile they're off i blow them to bits then the zombies would b blind so they cant see me....
id hug them.
i mean thats all they are really asking for, theyve got their arms open as if they want a hug. so i figured if i hugged 'em, theyd leave me alone.
Just round up everyone you hate and while the Zombies are eating them you can quietly get away.
wow. what. a. beast. O.O
First of all,I would eat spinach so
I could be a female version of popeye,then I would
go and punch them all in the face :)
i came up with a new one with my friends! haha
kay so we're gonna steal (from teachers at my school) two bikes, a beatles lunchbox, an awesome projector a wallet and a laptop. then we're gonna bike to the nearest train station and ride on the train until we see water. then we're gonna jump out and swim to idaho and then hide in the potatoes
and if the zombies come after us, we're throwing all the people we hate at them to distract them. we've already seen zombies. like old ladies at my school. yolanda, your on our list!
Important things in life include Paramore, dinosaurs, and preparation in case of an attack from the hungry undead...
I've never been more proud of Paramore fans than I am right now :') You're making me tear up with joy
guess i'll buy shot guns and some other rifles to kill then, i dont need someone to save me cuz somtimes help is useless
i dont no.... really id just run !!! but i no my dad keeps a gun in my closet (why in the world in MY closet?) so id use it and destroy themmmmm!!!!!! lol idk something like that x)
i would scream, go bang on my neighbor's door, yell at him to rescue me in his corvette, and if that didn't work then i'd go to my other neighbor (who's younger and hot, but there both nice) and yell at him to rescue me in his nissan z. and if that didn't work i'd go to my OTHER neighbor and yell at him to rescue me in one of his many cars (he's a racecar guy)
you understand. go to all my neighbors with fast cars and yell at them till they rescue me haha you said escape plan!
fight back plans take longer for me to come up with
you get the picture
I would probably run until i found some sort of weapon and use it to kill them. wait.....there already dead XD
go to the nearest pharmacy and overdose on as many drugs as possible so i know i'd be dead.
(:
zombies terrify me, if i saw one in real life i'd freeze. I physically can't watch a zombie film, i hear a slightly inhuman sound and i think zombie instantly. Left 4 dead is horrifying.
NEVER YOU LYING, CHEATING, BACKSTABBING DYKE.
that's right!! i said the frkn D word!!! you know i mean business
NO. TAKE IT BACK. YOUR A DIRTY WHORE.
good choice miz biz
no escaping
I would go left 4 dead on them
TOO LATE NOW BITCH!
YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL!!!!
STAY OUTA THIS MISS OBSESSER!!!
(in case you couldn't tell, we're in the middle of something) XP
haha only here on paramore.net guys...
You mothersucking bitch!!!
How dare you call yourself a person of the female gender!!! The doctor probably to put in feelings when you got you sex change!!! That's right, I went there, and in public!
So what now?!
(And btw, McKayla has a hotter body than Lisa and knows how to use it.. trust me ;))
Whatever, Lisa knows how to treat me. She doesn't nag, and she does my laundry. She's a real woman! She cooks, she cleans, and she makes me sandwhiches. She doesn't get these crazy ideas about "getting a job" and "standing up for herself". Honestly, WHAT IS KIND OF NONSENSE IS THAT?
Guys---- where is the love??? Don't u remember how cute is was when u were in love???
Hehheh
I like this discussion- its crazy.
I think I would just ya know run. Simple as really!
You think you're happy to get rid of me?!?! Well guess what, I'M happy that I'm finally rid of YOU. This entire time you should have been on medication of bipolar disorder! I've been so sick of your crap that I've already got a friend to "bitch at" and ya know what? I've been cheating on you with her! So suck that bitch, me and McKayla are moving to Canada to legally get married!!!
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